here and there

Seen on a bumper sticker today: "BECAUSE I am of the CHOSEN, my ENEMIES will be DESTROYED". It seemed to be some sort of fundamentalast xtian thing according to the small print. I was too aghast to do anything but stare.

Sign on school property: "Good drivers buckle up- ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT." I never know UMD was so into bondage.

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I'm really incredibly happy right now. Certain people are to blame. You know who you are.