i've had too many stimulants

I've been hopped up on sugar and caffeine for two days now.

last night, one of the other groups needed an emergency favour, and I was the only one left in the office. They looked at me hopefully. "Any chance we can bribe you to do a favour?"

"Weelll," I said. "I'm pretty expensive. What are you offering?" They looked at me blankly. "Ok!" I came to a decision. "Dance for me!" They stared at me in horror. "How about a headstand? Can you a do a headstand?" J just shook his head mutely. D started chewing on his finger. "I might..." he trailed off. "I know! How about a song?" They both shook their heads. "Well then, I guess it'll have to be a dance."

K wandered in at this point, and asked what was going on. D piped up, "We're trying to bribe kobi to do a favour for us, and she wants him to dance." K looked around at us. "A favour? A favour for... this isn't for *my* project, is it?" J looked like he was trying to sink under his desk. "If it's for my project, you're going to damn well dance! And now!"

Dance he did, albeit in his chair. This was deemed an acceptable offering, and I wwent off to load the new software (on non-production boxes! I would never violate CM procedures!)

...

There's a farewell party for B tonight. I told her in my rsvp that I'd be there with bells on. So I've decided to liberally annoy everyone within earshot today by... literally, coming to work with bells on.

My work here is done. I think I'll get another coffee!